a nigga that dont give a fuck if you turn him down or not because you look good enough to treat him bad (via popitfadatnigga)

(Source: 86thatshit, via blarneybrianne)

I love the Toyota Highlander commercials with the muppets….

I don’t really know….just thought I’d let everyone know


long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon, via veronicas-little-secret)




how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education


what the fuck

(via unsmokable)